She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I have post one night stand depression
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