question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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