Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
sex in a hospital.. check
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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