I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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