so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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