ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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