super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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