a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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