stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just high enough for therapy.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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