chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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