Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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