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I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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