She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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