doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
