then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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