We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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