If i come over, it means nothing
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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