I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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