He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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