We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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