next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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