I hate your face
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
