But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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