He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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