and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We don't watch enough power rangers
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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