My nipple is on Facebook.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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