apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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