there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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