we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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