I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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