another moral hangover. fuck.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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