I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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