i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
