will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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