So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
did i walk over a car last night?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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