Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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