I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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