I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
In other news, I just burned my penis
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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