Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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