Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just found puke in my bra..
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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