Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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