Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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