Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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