For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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