i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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