Well apparently he's into motor boating.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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