i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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