Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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