Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
