the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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