I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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