AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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