Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
as a side note pls kill me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
