she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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